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>> About the Club <<
Founded by Jim Bob hisself out back of a defunct Blockbuster Video, Jim Bob's Horse Club is a proud gatherin'
of horse enthusiasts, degenerate traders, and people who just really like horse gifs. We don't know much about
"market cap" or "utility" but we DO know a good lookin' horse when we see one.
This here website was hand-coded on a Packard Bell with a 28.8k modem and a dream. Please sign our guestbook
and don't mind the visitor counter, he's shy.
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💰 The $JIMBOB Token 💰
| Ticker: | $JIMBOB |
| Chain: | RobinHood Chain |
| Launch Platform: | PonsFamily |
| Contract Address: | COMING SOON — DO NOT TRUST ANY CA POSTED BEFORE THE OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT |
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🖼️ Horse Gallery 🖼️
A random assortment of fine horses, refreshed whenever Jim Bob feels like it.
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📊 Tokenomics 📊
| Public Sale | 80% | Fair launch, no presale, no VCs, just horses |
| Liquidity Pool | 15% | Locked so Jim Bob can't run off with it |
| Marketing / Hay | 3% | For memes, gifs, and actual hay |
| Team | 2% | Jim Bob needs new boots |
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🗺️ Roadmap 🗺️
- Phase 1: Build website on a laptop from a garage sale. ✅
- Phase 2: Launch $JIMBOB on RobinHood Chain via PonsFamily. 🔜
- Phase 3: Get horse-pilled. Post gifs on X until someone notices.
- Phase 4: Open a real horse club (rental barn TBD, zoning pending).
- Phase 5: To the glue factory and back. 🚀
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🛒 How 2 Buy $JIMBOB 🛒
- Get a wallet that supports RobinHood Chain.
- Fund it with whatever RobinHood Chain uses for gas.
- Head to PonsFamily and search for $JIMBOB (verify the contract address here first!).
- Swap for $JIMBOB.
- Join the herd. Post your bags. Feed a horse gif to the timeline.
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📖 Sign Our Guestbook 📖
Leave your mark, pilgrim.
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